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0112 Walkin' My Baby to the Sperm Bank
Michael Shepherd



  (You do the music, I'll do the words, OK?)


Walkin' my baby to the sperm bank -
she said 'Geez, you mean I started as a porn mag wank? '
I said 'Listen, babe, I love you - now ain't that enough?
just don't get heavy with that scientific stuff? '

Guys all queuin' at the sperm bank -
she said, all ironic-like, 'Now which one should I thank...? '
I said 'Listen, babe - you got it great - your very own life -
you're much, much more than some guys ever manage with their wife...'

Walkin' my baby to the sperm bank -
she said 'Guess I'm special, but a little bit sad
that I wasn't made in a lovin' bed...
guess I'll have to love just all the world instead...'

Walkin' my baby from the sperm bank -
she was quiet, and thoughtful-like, and sometimes close to tears...
Then we sang it like the angels from that science lab. above -
'you ain't got nuffin' if you ain't got love...'









zahida




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