Marriott Edgar
One day, little Albert Ramsbottom
To
see 'ow much money 'e'd got
Stuck a knife in 'is money-box slot 'ole
And
fiddled and fished out the lot.
It amounted to fifteen and
fourpence
Which 'e found by a few simple sums
Were ninety two tuppenny
ices
Or twice that in penn'orths of gums.
The sound of the chinkin' of
money
Soon brought father's 'ead round the door
He said, "Whats that
there, on the table?"
Albert said it were, "Fifteen and four."
"You're
not going to spend all that money..."
Said Pa, in an admonitory tone
"On
toffee an' things for your stomach."
Said Mother, "Why not?... it's his
own."
Said Pa, "Nay, with that fifteen shillings,
We'll buy National
Savings and then...
In five years we'll have seventeen and six
And one
pound and sixpence, in ten!"
Young Albert weren't what you'd call
eager
He saw his sweet dreams fade away,
Ma said, "Let 'im 'ave the odd
fourpence."
Pa lovingly answered, "Nay... nay!"
"It's our duty in
crisis... what's 'appened
For every child, woman and man
To strain every
muscle and sinew
To raise every penny we can!"
He said, "Even this
little fourpence...
Might help us, the Germans to drub!"
Then 'e dropped
the four coins in 'is pocket
And made for the neighbouring pub.
These
words stirred the 'eart of young Albert
He made up 'is mind then and
there
To take up 'is part in the straining
And sell everything 'e could
spare.
So off 'e went down to the junk shop
With some toys and a
flashlamp, he'd got.
And the stick with the 'orses 'ead 'andle
He received
half a crown for the lot.
He went off to the Post Office counter
Where
National Savings was bought
But found that they cost fifteen
shillings
Which meant he were twelve and six short.
The little lad
wasn't down 'earted
He went off without wastin' words
And sold 'is dad's
smoking companion
And 'is Mother's glass case of stuffed birds.
At the
Post Office counter they gave 'im
A certificate all crisp and clean
Then
back 'e went 'ome, to his parents
To say what a good boy he'd
been.
They didn't 'alf shout, when he told 'em
By Gumm... but 'e were
in the wars
But at finish, they 'ad to forgive 'im
It were all done in
such a grand cause.
There's a moral, of course. to this story
That's
pointing to you and to me...
Let's all be young Alberts and tend
To defend
the right to be free.